New Moon ‘Review’
Sat Nov 28th/09 Etcetera, Stupidness No comments
Warning: This contains spoilers.
First of all, I expected to hate how the movie doesn’t match the book. And to tell you the truth: it doesn’t. They switched it around, changed the dialogue a lot, took away some scenes, and added some other things. (We’ll get to that later.)
At first I hated it and I screamed, “You’re doing it wrong!” at every little thing. But then I realized: wait, that’s actually better than the book. They cut out Bella’s whining (yes!), well, at least seventy percent of it, which is like the best edit evar. And they rearranged parts so it made more sense.
Also, every guy is shirtless.
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Song Interpretation: He Said, She Said
Tue Jul 28th/09 Etcetera 15 comments
Song Name: He Said, She Said
Artist: Ashley Tisdale
Description: I’ve always said this song could be about laundry, so I’m going to show you how:
Boy walking the spot he so fresh
Too easy. He’s walking the laundry mat, so fresh because his clothes are nice and clean.
He got what he needs impressin’
… because his clothes are clean.
Just look at the way that he dressin’ Ain’t no question chicks like What?
With fresh clothes out of the laundry. Or, alternatively, it’s laundry day and he’s wearing laundry day clothes.
She got everything you can’t pass it
Detergent? Check. Dirty clothes? Check. Laundry hamper? Check.
So Jessica Alba fantastic / Instant classic / Boys like Woooo!
It’s classic laundry day clothes but she pulls it off.
At this point, the word “laundry” stopped looking like a word.
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