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Rejected FMLs

Sun Jun 21st/09 Moi, Obsessions 8 comments

Things that happened to me today:

“Today, I woke up craving cereal and had waffles instead. FML”

“Today, I changed into what I thought were decent clothes. My mom told me I looked yucky and I should change. She wasn’t kidding. FML”

“Today, I was late for church. FML”

“Today, I was at church and I saw a guy my brother and I knew. So I pointed it out to my brother. He said he already saw and even waved hi and he waved back. FML”

“Today, I went to KFC with my dad and brother. I ordered poutine. FML”

“Today, I was reading in a car and I got dizzy. FML”

“Today, my brother and I were walking around with this guy who follows him around. All of a sudden, my brother ditches us. He’s younger than me, and left me with some fifth grader that my mom doesn’t want me to ‘associate’ with. FML”

“Today, my family and I were grocery shopping and I got the wrong brand of granola bars. FML”

“Today, I had pizza, noodles, angel cake, a chocolate bar, and cookie dough ice cream for dinner and dessert. All of it made me dizzier from the car ride home. FML”

“Today, I banged my foot on my computer. FML”